GOING TO THE DOCTOR

I was once chatting with a woman who is a close friend of mine, we were talking about funny experiences and then she told me this particularly amusing story.

She began to tell me she had an uncle who was a doctor, hence, every time she was sick or suffering any pain her uncle checked her and gave her meds. Naturally, she had never been to a hospital or any kind of doctor´s appointment before. Although, getting a checkup of our bodies is necessary at some point of our lives and we wouldn’t feel comfortable if some of our relatives has to do it. Anyway, the time to go to the doctor had come, the woman was pregnant and it was imperative for her to go to the gynecologist.

Once in the doctor´s office, my friend was told to get off her clothing, put on a robe and place herself on the stretcher to wait for the doctor to come. She took off her shirt, skirt, and bra and put them on a chair located beside the stretcher… her panties…well, she took them off and put them in her purse. She put on the robe and located herself (in the way she thought it was correct) on the stretcher. When the doctor came into the room, he started to laugh and called the nurses to see the hilarious scene. My friend was lying on the stretcher in a completely wrong position. You´ll see, the gynecologist stretchers have some kind of support rails where women are supposed to put their legs, they also have like a padding hole where the women butt rests during the pelvic exam. The girl was lying face down with her face on the padding hole and her arms in the legs supports. As soon as my friend realised about her mistake she felt so stupid lying there, and got so mad with the doctor for calling more people to laugh at her that she kicked out everybody of the room, got dressed, took her purse and went out of the doctor’s office. When she was in the elevator, she felt how a cold wind went through her legs, then she remembered her panties were still inside her purse.